Food Allergy Humor #2

Last week I had dumped a bunch of foam letters in the bathtub with Max and Owen. "Look, I'm making alphabet soup!" I said. (Not that either of them has ever eaten alphabet soup.)

Later Max yelled, "Mom come here! Owen has hives!"

I ran to the bathroom to find Owen standing in the tub with the foam letters stuck all over his little body. "See," Max said, "Alphabet soup hives!"

Food Allergy Humor #1

Owen came to me today and said rather sadly, "I allergic to bugs."

Uh, okay, Owen